Five Cats for Five Deutsch Marks
spaceopium:

Obeyance by ~MadMoro

pacify-eris:

How much does Saudi Arabia hate women? So much so that 15 girls died in a school fire in Mecca in 2002, after “morality police” barred them from fleeing the burning building — and kept firefighters from rescuing them — because the girls were not wearing headscarves and cloaks required in public. And nothing happened. No one was put on trial. Parents were silenced. 

from Mona Eltahawy’s Why Do They Hate Us? 

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

theepichumor:

i’ve finally found the one picture that completely describes my entire life 

theepichumor:

i’ve finally found the one picture that completely describes my entire life 

kuroiasagao:

delightfully-awkward:

they’re trying to take the smut off of fanfiction.net

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

idreamofmpreg:

spintowin:

scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL

all the tears ;w; this has made my day strangely <3

kwieta:

and then satan said lets fuck with people’s minds and make friday close to monday but monday really far from friday

One of my Year 10 students was just watching Thor in class when he should have been revising for his Half Yearly Exams.

tomhiddlestonappreciationblog:

I informed him of the fact that, since he wants to watch Thor so much, if he fails to achieve 100% in his exam then he will be required to serve detention with me for the next month where I shall make him watch Thor on repeat.

furlabun:

get online losers we’re going blogging

thorhead:

can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though

“spell mummified

“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”

“are you high”