aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

nostalgiclollipop:

One time I had a dream bitter and one were stranded on an island and bitter found one at the top of palm tree clinging to the palm tree and bitter said “what are you doing?!?” and one screamed “lM LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST” and dropped a coconut on bitters head and bitter died???
Im

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lowcaloriemolly:

Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

cylo:

google searched “pizza porn”

earthandmetalbender:

((I should not be online right now…

I’m sitting on my bed with my laptop on a pillow.. dancing and singing along!!))

“And if its worth anything.. SHE IS NOT A SINGER!!! BRIANNA SUCKS AT SINGING!!!!!!!”

((….I don’t dance either because if I do I will injure myself))

fucknosexisthalloweencostumes:

Bacon

theretardedcroissant:

sourgoat:

tweaker-parker:

itswalky:

trixter:

sorcerynotourdivision:

spideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey:

nicoliol:

deadbyproxy:

travalicious:

omg just read this description

still the best

I need to read this.

what

why

i don’t even

well that takes a left turn towards the end

weredolphins.

gay weredolphins.

i need this, so bad

OH MY GOD

qichi:

DID YOU KNOW THERE’S A PARADE FOR THE RUSSIAN VERSION OF SANTA BECAUSE I DIDN’T. HELP

kannmuri:

while waiting for my bus after school i overheard this

“this year i’ll try and not smoke during class”

what the hell

how do you even-

zestybutthole:

blackryanlochte:

dick game TOO strong

homegirl real pleased